Once again, the enlightened ones, known to the world as the politically correct, are doing what they do best and finding serious offense anywhere they can. What’s bothering them this time? A cute Chihuahua? No. Even worse! A stuffed teddy bear in a straitjacket intended as a gift for somebody you’re “crazy” for. Maybe I’m wrong, but I doubt the Vermont Teddy Bear Company created the “Crazy For You” bear as a way to insult the mentally ill. I have a f...

If there’s one thing that pisses me off about today’s prominent homosexuality advocacy groups, it’s their advocacy of transsexuality. What the fuck? Since when is homosexuality, which is often argued by homosexual advocates not to be a choice, on the same level as transsexuality, which is arguably a choice as nobody has ever been a transsexual naturally? Are the leaders of these groups mentally retarded? “But, they felt like the opposite sex all their lives, so you have no right to judge them f...

Here's a fake conversation I had with a single pregnant woman: Her: "I hate Bush! Because of him, I won't be able to get the welfare I need to support the child I'm about to have and the father's in prison for life, so he can't support me." Me: "Why are you having the child if you can't afford him?" Her: "It wasn't my choice. I used birth control, but I still got pregnant." Me: "So? You could still have an abortion. Then you wouldn't have a child you can't afford." Her: "That won't work."...

With all the hoopla surrounding Sponge Bob's endorsement of homosexuality on a video about tolerance, and the debunking of "myths" included on that video, I felt it appropriate to contribute to the tolerance by exposing a few more of the myths about homosexuality. Much of what people know about homosexuality is based either on bad logic, double standards, or pseudoscience. Hopefully, I'll be able to shed light on the lies I have heard people spread so that they will evaporate under the scorching...

While browsing channels, I happened upon "A Charlie Brown Christmas." I enjoyed Peanuts as a child, so I decided to watch it. That was a mistake! Not only did they air vile words such as "God," but they even described Christmas as a celebration of the birth of Christ! They even spoke of being religious as a virtue! How could such an offensive program be aired on television? And to claim that a woman's breast at a Super Bowl is offensive? Boy, was I pissed! When I revived from my heart attack,...

Let's face it. Sex education doesn't work. Teen pregnancy is still rampant and as the Media advertises sex to children as something they cannot live without , it will become much more common. I don't care how often you tell somebody about condoms. Many of them won't deal with such obstructive devices and the ones that do won't always use them correctly. That is why we must embrace other methods to prevent teen pregnancy. Here is a way the nation can reduce teen pregnancy: Prostitutes for Te...

I really hate anti-drug commercials. Whoever writes them must have not had their testes drop yet. Why do I say that? Let me describe the most recent anti-drug commercial I say: In it, a teenager walks home and sees his younger brother on the porch and ignores him . He ignores him throughout the day. His father tries to persuade him to be nicer to his brother, but he bluntly asks: "Who cares about some stupid birthday part?" His father replies, "He cares." He retorts, "So what?" and walks into h...

Phrases such as "In God We Trust" and "Under God" don't bother most of us, but that's because most of us are ignorant bumpkins who want to turn the nation into a theocracy. That's why I shall look through the eyes of an enlightened one to understand why the United States of America needs to change from its theocratic ways. In the Mind of an Enlightened One We're not unreasonable because we demand that all religious symbols be removed from the government. No, we're only unreasonabl...

The topic of the day is whether or not universal healthcare should replace the current system the United States has. For some, universal healthcare is the only reasonable option for a nation as prestigious as America. However, because of the torturous waits involved in such a system, others prefer the system America currently has. Due to rising healthcare costs though, that system is on its deathbed. With rising costs of healthcare on one side and an inefficient bureaucracy on the othe...

A group of Muslims recently issued an apology to the world for the terrible atrocities terrorists have committed in the name of Muslims. Tired of the silence of their religious leaders who'd rather blame others for such atrocious events, these Muslims have courageously taken action not only to accept that Muslims were responsible for September 11th and not some Jewish conspiracy, but also to condemn that and other inhumane acts committed by Muslim terrorists. I applaud the words of these Musli...

Penguin Putnam published a book titled Katie.com four years ago. It was the true story of Katherine Tarbox's encounter with a sexual predator she met from the Internet. However, the book has sparked much controversy over the last four years. Why? Because neither Penguin Putnam nor Katherine Tarbox owned the domain, Katie.com. The domain name belonged to Katie Jones, a woman who received much distress from the irresponsible behavior of powerful corporation. Besides receiving much disturbing ema...

Many liberals seem to think that it was wrong for the Aladdin to exile Linda Ronstandt from the resort for her controversial statements. Sure, she insulted Las Vegas and the Aladdin as well as expressed controversial political beliefs at a time when she was supposed to entertain people, but because she showed support for filmmaker Michael Moore, some people think that escorting her off the premises with no plan to invite her back was an unethical act of censorship. After all, when you hire someb...

Many people are blaming Reagan for deaths of many people because there were things he could have done differently during his presidency. There are many things he could have done better, and I'm positive he'd be the first to admit that he wasn't the perfect president, but there is something that one must remember: Hindsight is 20/20. That is all.

There have been many posts recently concerning online pedophilia. These posts have me wondering, among other things, what constitutes pedophilia. I hope that somebody out there can answer the questions I have, despite how controversial they may be. For those of you that consider it pedophilia when an adult attempts to have sex with a fourteen-year-old, what do you think of Canada, which allows adults to have sexual relationships with fourteen-year-olds? Do you consider Canada to be legalizing p...

Today is the day on which Adolf Hitler was born. It is also the day on which two sociopathic teenagers murdered over a dozen of their peers as well as the day to celebrate the use of marijuana. Was it a coincidence that hippies and murderers declared the twentieth of April as a holiday, or were they secretly celebrating their hatred of Jews and loyalty to the National Socialist ideology? It's possible that it might be a coincidence just like it's possible that neo-Nazis were not influenced by Na...