messybuu's Articles
March 3, 2005 by messybuu
My biggest pet peeve is pandering. Pandering is such a slimy tactic, which explains why politicians do it all the time! John “War Criminal” Kerry even made it a cornerstone of his presidential campaign during the 2004 election!What is pandering? Pandering, of course, is defined in the dictionary.com as “arranging for sexual partners for others.” It’s a very disgusting act, and only the most pernicious dare condone such an activity. That is why it pisses me off when ...
March 2, 2005 by messybuu
I try not to involve myself in drama as much, but I have something important to say.Some say that blacklisting others isn’t effective, and an ignore feature is needed. However, if the blacklist feature isn’t working, then ignoring won’t either. Why? I’ll explain with an anecdote from the past!When I was HailStorm, the ultimate existence of evil, on MSN Chat, I had many enemies. Many people would ignore me when I annoyed them. That stopped me from annoying them, right? WRO...
February 24, 2005 by messybuu
This week’s House was definitely interesting! In it, a famous baseball player is sick, and his wife wants to donate her kidney to save his life, but to do that, she’ll have to abort the fetus inside her. However, believing that a fetus is a human being, he threatens to kill himself if she goes through with the abortion, so his life is doomed either way. The question on everybody’s mind was: Who will triumph? Pro-choice or pro-life?First, you probably want to know what House is. It’s a show about...
February 23, 2005 by messybuu
As many of you might know, I’m a Christian. I wasn’t always one though. In fact, I’ve only recently welcomed the Lord into my life again, which is why it wasn’t until earlier this month that I started reading the Bible again (the Super Bowl episode of the Simpsons is what actually got me to start reading it regularly).I’m still in the beginning of Genesis, but I’ve already learned many things (and remembering a few things from when my mother would read the Bib...
February 23, 2005 by messybuu
Once again, the enlightened ones, known to the world as the politically correct, are doing what they do best and finding serious offense anywhere they can. What’s bothering them this time? A cute Chihuahua? No. Even worse! A stuffed teddy bear in a straitjacket intended as a gift for somebody you’re “crazy” for.Maybe I’m wrong, but I doubt the Vermont Teddy Bear Company created the “Crazy For You” bear as a way to insult the mentally ill. I have a feelin...
February 19, 2005 by messybuu
If there’s one thing that pisses me off about today’s prominent homosexuality advocacy groups, it’s their advocacy of transsexuality. What the fuck? Since when is homosexuality, which is often argued by homosexual advocates not to be a choice, on the same level as transsexuality, which is arguably a choice as nobody has ever been a transsexual naturally? Are the leaders of these groups mentally retarded?“But, they felt like the opposite sex all their lives, so you have no right to judge them for...
February 19, 2005 by messybuu
I found an interesting news article on Christdot. The Church of England, in typical compassionate conservative Christian behavior, is set to charge with heresy clergy who deny the existence of God, Jesus, and/or other fundamental Christian beliefs. This is ludicrous! What right does the Church of England have to tell others what to believe? Where’s the tolerance? This is the twenty-first century!It’s a shame that Christians have not adopted the love and open-mindedness that we San Franciscans ha...
February 17, 2005 by messybuu
I want to destroy some misconceptions people might have about me. After reading this, you might even know a bit more about the enigma that I am!

ClarificationsI don’t hate France. How can I hate the land that begot the big-breasted Laetitia Casta? I only hate its food.I don’t hate liberals. Some of the women with whom I want to have sex most are liberals, such as Sydney Moon, a beautiful adult star with the eyes and hair of a Super Saiyan.I don’t hate Buddhists. My favorite actor, Jet Li, is ...
February 14, 2005 by messybuu
Let's say, in the future, scientists discover that homosexuality is genetic. They also are able to diagnose embryos that have the homosexual gene, so it is then possible for women to know if their child will be gay. They're already able to do that with embryos with a dwarf gene. Should it be all right for a woman to have an abortion to prevent an unwanted homosexual child from being born?Some think that this question is complex, but it isn't at all! It can't be clearer: if you're pro-life, then ...
February 9, 2005 by messybuu
Here's a fake conversation I had with a single pregnant woman:

Her: "I hate Bush! Because of him, I won't be able to get the welfare I need to support the child I'm about to have and the father's in prison for life, so he can't support me."
Me: "Why are you having the child if you can't afford him?"
Her: "It wasn't my choice. I used birth control, but I still got pregnant."
Me: "So? You could still have an abortion. Then you wouldn't have a child you can't afford."
Her: "That won't work."...
February 9, 2005 by messybuu
With all the hoopla surrounding Sponge Bob's endorsement of homosexuality on a video about tolerance, and the debunking of "myths" included on that video, I felt it appropriate to contribute to the tolerance by exposing a few more of the myths about homosexuality.Much of what people know about homosexuality is based either on bad logic, double standards, or pseudoscience. Hopefully, I'll be able to shed light on the lies I have heard people spread so that they will evaporate under the scorching ...
January 21, 2005 by messybuu
I apologize for meta-blogging (blogging about blogging), because I hate it, but this is one of the few times it's appropriate.

As many of you probably don't know, I started another semester of college. I'm finally taking "serious" courses. One of those "serious" courses is American Politics. I originally registered for the course that took place on Friday nights, but because of my trip to New York and future events, I had to drop it and find another course to take. The online course was open,...
January 19, 2005 by messybuu
I arrived home last night after four bittersweet days in New York City.Except for the fits and the cold weather, I enjoyed New York. Sure, everything, especially the hot dogs and the Hilton Times Square, was overrated, but the perpetual lights and schools of people made great eye candy, the rush of the subway trains reminded me of Great America, and the people were much nicer than expected. I don’t know why anybody suggested avoiding black people. They obviously didn't differ from anybody else. ...
January 9, 2005 by messybuu
When you think of Modesto, you probably think of the murders of Chandra Levi and Laci Peterson, but that's all about to change now that the Modesto A's, the younger brother of the Oakland A's, is dead! After much deliberation, the community has chosen a successor, and the new name is sure to place the modest city in the spotlight once again! Prepare to go nuts over the ultimate baseball team: the Modesto Nuts!

The Nuts received the majority of the vote as new name of the team, beating such po...
January 9, 2005 by messybuu
When you think of Modesto, you probably think of the murders of Chandra Levi and Laci Peterson, but that's all about to change now that the Modesto A's, the younger brother of the Oakland A's, is dead! After much deliberation, the community has chosen a successor, and the new name is sure to place the modest city in the spotlight once again! Prepare to go nuts over the ultimate baseball team: the Modesto Nuts!

The Nuts received the majority of the vote as new name of the team, beating such po...