I went to see World Trade Center with some friends on Saturday night. The theater in which I saw it was quite empty. Seems that most people were either watching Snakes on a Plane or Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, both of which I found more entertaining than this two-hour disappointment.My biggest beef with this movie is its identity crisis. It can't decide what kind of movie it wants to be. It first looks like it's going to be a porno because of all the strippers sporting porn-star...

This is the funniest conversation ever! Although the page itself doesn't explain the history, basically, a woman prominent in American Buddhism (the worst kind of Buddhism) as well as a member of the Free Software Foundation, had an organ rupture after she received one call from a telemarketer, and this is her response after she got out of the hospital. The man he's talking to, meanwhile, uses a Mac (the best kind of computer), drives a VW Bug (the best kind of car), and listens to post-punk (th...

Dearest Shirley,I have so much to tell you. There are so many words that describe what you mean to me. If only you knew what you do to me. I am red hot kitchen.But I am cool. Cool as the deep blue ocean. I hide my love from you because I know you see me as a brother and I see you as a sister, but I see you as the type of sister who I would love to father my child. And it frustrates me that you haven't yet. I am lost, so I am cruel. But I'd be love and sweetness if I had you.I wish I could share ...

Today is the second day this week that I'm staying up all night (like the French, I consider Sunday to be the last day, not the first day, of the week). That's because yesterday Saturday totally rocked! I woke up early in the morning to see off my friends who are going to New York on a short-term mission. I kind of regretted not going this time, but at the same time, I really didn't want to go this time. Besides, I had something else to look forward to: the Nine Inch Nails concert featuring Bauh...

I need to write this fast because I need to get some rest. I haven't gotten much sleep since I went to see a midnight showing of Pirates of Caribbean: Part Deux and then to work shortly afterwards (and today was hard on my body). It won't be as articulate as I want it to be, but hey, those who I want to understand it most won't understand it anyway.All this religious bickering I partook in on JoeUser reminds me of my glory days on the religious chat rooms of MSN Chat. The similarities between th...

Why do people's brains turn off when it comes to the Bible? Is it something to do with magical or are people just lazy? What do I mean? Well, people forget some important facts about the Bible: the books of the Bible were written by people of a different language and a different culture. Therefore, although the books are not cryptic like the Gnostic texts, they do take some thought to understand.Yet, when some people, whether Christian or non-Christian, read the Bible, they expect to read a book...

I thought I'd share an entry from my main journal because I'm an exhibitionist and I wanted to share more of me with you all.

Veganism is essential to my salvation. If I do not become a vegan again, then I will be wasting oxygen. "What's the big deal?" A new diet brings a new me. With the vegan diet comes a me unwilling to compromise. With the vegan diet comes a me who places compassion over comfort. I say I love animals, but those words mean nothing if I refuse to sacrifice my gut to spare t...

From a stupid site: While there's not (to this date, anyway) direct evidence that Dickinson was sexually active with either men or women, she did write passionate letters to women (as did many women of that age). Some historians find this as evidence of what today would be called lesbianism -- others point to incidents where she seemed to be in love with men as counter-evidence.Why is it that homosexuals want to turn everybody into a homosexual? Seriously, it's completely stupid. "Oh, this woman...

I thought this entry of mine was worth sharing here too.

From a review of the Left Behind game: "The Christians outflanked me and started firing, immediately taking out several of my nurses."I can't say I'm proud of the game. Sure, I'm going to buy it because its premise of killing nonbelievers in the sweet sweet name of Jesus is freaking hilarious, but the people behind it and the series on which it's based irk me. The same goes for the rest of the spokespeople for conservative Christianity,...

I thought I'd make an official disclaimer to the community lest they think I'm somebody who I'm not.What I post in this blog are random thoughts that do not fit in with the mood of my main online journal. Entries will range from the trollish to the enlightening. Although I admit that I will write like a troll in some entries (i.e. those that are bashing Linux users, liberals, or possibly emo kids, depending on if the emo I'm in love with reciprocates), I want to clarify that I am not just a trol...

As a Christian, I'm often called arrogant because I have the gall to consider my beliefs to be true and therefore consider contradicting beliefs to be false. According to my detractors, "all beliefs are equally true" and "all beliefs lead to salvation," and for me to think otherwise is arrogant. I guess I am arrogant because I will never be able to lobotomize myself enough to believe that beliefs that contradict the hell out of each other (i.e. the belief that God exists and the belief that God ...

A few days ago, I was replying to a friend's journal entry in which she expressed doubts about her faith in God. I tried to help reaffirm her faith in God by explaining how I resolved the doubts I often had about Christianity. On the same day, two people of a channel I regularly attend had an argument over the Bible. The entire day gave me a chance to think of all things biblical, and I came to a conclusion: Christianity is a terrible religion.It does not serve my interests at all. As an agnosti...

Although I originally just came back to post my frustration with some nerd virgins somewhere, I decided that I'm back for good (perhaps?). So consider this my official return. I thought I'd begin with this story of my morning yesterday. I think you all will enjoy it. (Because I'm a jerk, I decided to add an extra detail that did not happen but probably wouldn't be too far from reality. See if you can spot it!)I spent the extra half-hour I had this morning feigning sleep as I counted the times I ...

Stephen Colbert had a black MacBook at the end of the Wednesday episode of the greatest show ever to exist, The Colbert Report. 'Nuff said.