I want to destroy some misconceptions people might have about me. After reading this, you might even know a bit more about the enigma that I am! Clarifications I don’t hate France. How can I hate the land that begot the big-breasted Laetitia Casta? I only hate its food. I don’t hate liberals. Some of the women with whom I want to have sex most are liberals, such as Sydney Moon, a beautiful adult star with the eyes and hair of a Super Saiyan. I don’t hate Buddhists. My favorite actor, Jet Li...

I arrived home last night after four bittersweet days in New York City . Except for the fits and the cold weather, I enjoyed New York. Sure, everything, especially the hot dogs and the Hilton Times Square , was overrated, but the perpetual lights and schools of people made great eye candy, the rush of the subway trains reminded me of Great America , and the people were much nicer than expected. I don’t know why anybody suggested avoiding black people. They obviously didn't differ from anybody...

I want to buy Mario Pinball Land . Haven't heard of it? I'll describe it to you. It's one of the most frustrating games I've ever played! I enjoy pinball, and I enjoy adventures, but I do not enjoy pinball adventures. They mix as well as fried chicken and ice cream. In other words, some people will enjoy it, but most will think that a fried chicken sunday is a bad idea. But I still want to buy the game. The game play itself is terribly flawed, but the graphics offer the most cutest ey...

On Friday, after much deliberation, I bought Everquest 2 . I bought the Collector's Edition. That's the version that costs $90 ! I'm not an Everquest addict either. Although I liked Everquest , I didn't love it. I wasn't highly anticipating Everquest 2 either. No, what compelled me to buy it was that it was a collector's edition ! I also purchased Halo 2 for exactly the same reason. To the corporations producing a collector's edition of every product they have: You're welcome.

If you ask most poor people who blame society for the fact that they can't afford the home entertainment system they've been coveting with the income they receive from their welfare checks, they'll tell you that the rich live comfortably and luxurious without having to lift a finger. However, since the only rich people they see are the ones from their favorite soap operas, one can't take them seriously. I, however, personally know at least two rich individuals and the example they set for me lea...