This week’s House was definitely interesting! In it, a famous baseball player is sick, and his wife wants to donate her kidney to save his life, but to do that, she’ll have to abort the fetus inside her. However, believing that a fetus is a human being, he threatens to kill himself if she goes through with the abortion, so his life is doomed either way. The question on everybody’s mind was: Who will triumph? Pro-choice or pro-life? First, you probably want to know what House is. It’s a show ...

Here's my novel idea for the sequel to Osmosis Jones... Osmosis Jones 2: Self-Destruction This movie takes place one year after the first. Shortly after Frank Detomello (Bill Murray) returns from his vacation in Haiti, the inhabitants of the City of Frank notice a peculiar behavior in their protectors, the white blood cells, who have taken to demolishing the very city they vowed to serve. Osmosis Jones (Chris Rock), one of the few unaffected white blood cells, and Drix (David Hyde Pie...

I just saw a commercial for the hit movie, The Punisher . I wonder how a liberal feels about the movie... Can you believe that they're making a movie about a "hero" who goes around killing murderers, rapists, and child molesters? That's the most appalling thing I've ever seen, even more so than when the vicious Allies bombed Germany in World War II when the clear solution was to negotiate a peace treaty with Adolf Hitler, who would have been more than willing to resolve the issue, much lik...

I've never seen The Apprentice , but I've seen commercials of it, and now that I've read this article on Slate , it is clear to me that the commercials didn't even show a fraction of the slutty ways of the female competitors. If this was American Idol, where people are judged by sex appeal (everybody knows that if Ruben were a woman, his fat ass would never have even been allowed inside the building), but it isn't, which is why the female competitors, who rely solely on what they've learned f...