After my Friday night biology class in which a transvestite was present, I found a few political pictures on a professor's door . Apparently, there are Republicans supporting a candidate other than Bush. Although I understand why they might not support Bush, "splitting the ticket" guarantees defeat for both Republican candidates. Besides, despite the charisma the other candidate has, which will undoubtedly gather many supporters from the Democrats, a party consisting of many people who have a...

What I enjoy about David Wong's Pointless Waste of Time (which contains vulgar content so beware!) is that Mr. Wong writes many of his articles in a style that is easy to read. That style, of course, is the list, which usually consists of fifty reasons why Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, or Eminem sucks. Not only is it easy to read though, but it's also much easier to write than an essay with transitions and paragraphs. And so, in light of those facts, I present to you... 10 Reasons I'm ...