After my Friday night biology class in which a transvestite was present, I found a few political pictures on a professor's door. Apparently, there are Republicans supporting a candidate other than Bush. Although I understand why they might not support Bush, "splitting the ticket" guarantees defeat for both Republican candidates. Besides, despite the charisma the other candidate has, which will undoubtedly gather many supporters from the Democrats, a party consisting of many people who have admitted that they'd vote for a child molesting serial rapist in this election (i.e. "anybody but Bush"), this other candidate simply isn't fit for the job and here is why:

• He's failed at everything he's done.
• He depends too much on others to be a competent leader.
• He's a Democrat.
• Although his plan to kill the Jews will gain renewed international support, it will upset many Americans.
• He wasn't born in the United States, and so he can't be President anyway.

If you're a Republican and you support the ticket-splitting candidate, please consider what you're doing. Although Bush might not be the most favorable candidate, it's better to place your support behind him than to place it behind somebody you hardly know on a whim.