As the liberals seek to bring equality to the world by pulling everybody down to the lowest common denominator of living, one must wonder how much harm they are doing to society. They have already convinced many individuals that proper English is evil, compelling many of our youth to use a form of English far inferior to Spanglish. Some of you might be proud of that, claiming that proper behavior is an evil practice of the bourgeois, but is formality, etiquette, and properness really that bad? Let's see what the world would be like without such anti-socialist behaviors:

Imagine walking into a fancy restaurant. The first thing that you notice is that all the employees are dressed like trailer trash. After all, uniforms have been outlawed as they represent a time in which people were segregated into consumers (upper class) and servers (subservient).

After you are seated and receive your meal, you notice that some drunken individuals are having a farting contest at the table next to you. You dare not ask them to cease their actions, for a closed-minded bigot would demand that others practice modesty in a prestigious restaurant.

You try to eat your meal, but the stench is sickening you, as a mother is changing her child's daiper at the table in front of you. To ask her to take it elsewhere would mean that you hated women, so you plug nose and your ears and hope that you could finish your meal.

By the time you are almost finished, you are on the verge of vomiting. When two hairy men start to have anal sex right in front of you though, your limit breaks. Since only a homophobe would be so crass as to tell them to get a room, you must deal with it, and you do by regurgitating everything you just ate. Although vomiting in everybody's vicinity is disgusting, you dare not go into the restroom, for its environment is far more sinister ever since etiquette was outlawed by the Green Party (the only legal party of the United States of America).

If the socialists continue stripping away at the invisible barriers that maintain order in society, such situations will be common place not only at Denny's, but also at prestigious restaurants. I don't know about you, but this is not a price I wish to pay for forced equality.