We all have passionate political beliefs and we fight for them daily, but why do we care so much about them? Here are the reasons I think the way I do...

Legalization of Drugs
I oppose the legalization of marijuana because movies such as Half-Baked and those starring Cheech and Chong would not be as humorous.

France's Oppression Against Religion
I oppose the ban of overtly religious attire in France because I have a fetish for women in uniform.

Women in the Military
I support women in the military because I have a fetish for women in uniform.

Abortion
I support the right for women to have abortions because I hate to wear condoms.

American Imperialism
I am against American imperialism because it lowers the number of countries to which I can go when I want to commit acts that are illegal in America.

John Kerry
I support John F. Kerry for President because as President, he would effectively keep Hillary Clinton out of the White House. If elected, Kerry would run as incumbent in 2008 and Edwards would run as President for 2012, thereby ruining a chance for Clinton to possibly be elected and keeping women down in politics for at least twelve more years!