What I enjoy about David Wong's Pointless Waste of Time (which contains vulgar content so beware!) is that Mr. Wong writes many of his articles in a style that is easy to read. That style, of course, is the list, which usually consists of fifty reasons why Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, or Eminem sucks. Not only is it easy to read though, but it's also much easier to write than an essay with transitions and paragraphs. And so, in light of those facts, I present to you...
10 Reasons I'm Voting for Bush and not Kerry
- Kerry's more indecisive on issues than Arnold Schwarznegger was during California's recall.
- Bush is the most reasonable candidate out of all the major candidates. Kerry, Nader, and any Libertarian candidate are that bad!
- I prefer a ex-crackhead in office to somebody that would sell their soul for power.
- Anybody but Kerry!
- John McCain and Al Gore, candidates for whom I'd vote, aren't in the election.
- Ross Perot and Hollywood Hogan, other preferable candidates, also aren't in the election.
- The Democrat Party has declined in quality over the last four years. This is evident in the fact that their best hope is in a shameless sycophant.
- I have more respect for somebody who'll do what they believe is right even in the face of large amounts of criticism more than somebody who'll sit on the fence because he's too afraid to lose alienate a potential voter.
- Kerry reminds me too much of Eddy from Ed, Edd, and Eddy, except while Eddy will do anything for cash, Kerry will do anything for power. He also isn't as entertaining.
- Screw Flanders!
What are your reasons for not voting for Kerry?